Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via thewaking)
Literally the most important thing you will read today.
"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"
Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver (1976).
Ryan Gosling in Drive (2011).
You wanne be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.100 british films
Hot Fuzz [Edgar Wright] 
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
my photo of Miro seems to be blowin’ up.. I miss Finland and my lovely finnish mum!
you ever see a thing that just makes you cackle? x
is she about to get shot in the head jfc
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.